The "Who Cares?" News

Humiliated frat boys sue Borat - AP

KFed is turning to booze and ciggies to deal with the Brit split. So, nothing has changed - Contact Music

Cameron Diaz is fixing her nose. Let's get some money together and also pay the surgeon to stitch up her mouth as well - Gabsmash

Ashlee Simpson needs a bath - ICYDN

Kim Cattrall upskirt. Eek. - SOW