It's No Las Vegas

 

Lindsay Lohan didn't get the huge Las Vegas blowout that she had planned for her 21st Birthday, but she did get a little small Malibu beach party. Guests in attendance included Lindsay's brother and sister, White Oprah, Calum Best and Samantha Ronson. Coke party! Lohan also managed to give a little pressie to the 30 paps camped outside the beach house. She sent them several large pizzas. Oh she's so nice.

 

Please, she planned this shit. She knew that if she threw a beach party the paps could easily take pics of the party from the public beach. I know how she works.

 

That being said, I hope bitch stays sober. I like her much more when she's not coked up and looking a mess. 

 

PS - White Oprah is a White Devil!