DUH!

 

Several media outlets have sworn up and down that Nicole Richie is knocked up. Add TMZ to that list. They are confirming her pregnancy through various sources. Nicole or Douche Madden have yet to comment. There's also rumors that the pair will get married this Summer.

 

Nicole faces DUI charges on July 11th and if convicted could spend 5 days in the slammer.

 

Nicole's rep of course would not comment.

 

I mean would should just confirm or deny it already. FUCK. She loves the attention. I mean, if it's true, just say it. She should also talk to Guinness, because that baby will be the smallest baby ever. Like the size of a lima bean.

 

This is going to get interesting.