Bitch, Why Is Your Baby Orange?!

 

E! Online swears on their mother's life that Christina Aguilera is knocked up. Christina and husband, Jordy Bratman, have yet to confirm this. It's been rumored for the past few weeks that Xtina is in fact expecting. I've been told by someone that works on her tour that she's already having wardrobe changes to make room for a baby bump.

 

She's currently on tour in Asia and will finish up her tour in August in Australia.

 

She can have a joint baby shower with Nicole Richie. Damn, all these sluts are getting knocked up! Britney's next and you know it.