The Booty Rat Tour Of 2007

 

Us Weekly has learned that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony will hit the road together this Fall. After the August 3rd of their film "El Cantante" the pair will tour the country and play major arenas.

 

A source said, “They each will do their own Spanish and English songs and duet.”

 

I'll be down for this as long as they are using the same vocal technology as the Spice Girls for JLo. Homegirl sings like a deaf cat in heat.

 

At least Skeletor will be easy to transport. They make coffins really light these days.