Eva Longoria Is Married

 

Eva Longoria married Tony Parker today in a civil ceremony in France. Eva was married by the Mayor of Paris. Their big blow-out wedding is tomorrow. French law states that you must get married at city hall before marrying elsewhere.

 

The stars began to arrive in France yesterday for this big occasion. Teri Snatcher, Felicity Huffman,  Mario Lopez, Jessica Alba, Michael Douglas, Catherine Zeta-Jones and Sheryl Crow are all expected to attend the wedding.

 

They'll be divorced by next year. I know I'm a bitter gay, but it's true! At least they are getting paid! Eva and Tony will pocket a reported $2 million for the exclusive rights to their wedding photos.