This Woman Just Had A Baby

Keri Russell had baby River a month ago and she's already almost back to normal. Damn, she totally had a tummy tuck I bet. Yeah right, she's not the type.

Fun fact, did you know that you can't have a kid after you've had a tummy tuck? Well, my friend had a patient that got knocked up after she had her tuck. Not a good idea. Her stomach muscles wouldn't expand, so the baby didn't have room to grow. What a moron. I know, what a lovely story. I'm such a downer.

Cheer yourself by looking at River.