Memoirs Of A Tranny

 

Dead or Alive singer, Pete Burns, married for a second time in London today. Pete was previously married to a chick for 25 years. This time he's giving sausage a try. He married Michael Simpson in a geisha get-up. The two broke up briefly last year, but got back together.

 

Pete said he's still friends with his ex-wife even though he cheated on her ass with his current husband. SCANDAL!

 

Eff Eva Longoria. This is the celebrity wedding of the weekend. What a beautiful bride and by "beautiful" I mean trannylicious.

 

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