What The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?!

 

Queen Elizabeth I called and she wants her bolero back! Are we back in the olden times or is this My Little Pony Parker's modern take on Renaissance Fair chic.

 

Here's MLP with her gay...I mean great...husband at an exhibit of Valentino's greatest creations in Rome, Italy yesterday. I'm guessing this little number did not make the cut.