Monday, July 9th 2007

Something Smells Fishy....

 
And it's Catherine Zeta-Jones' hair! She reportedly cleans her hair with Beluga caviar flown in from Iran at a cost of $400 per treatment. She has it done at a salon in South Kensington. It starts with a truffle shampoo and ends with a bunch of fish eggs being dumped on her head.
 
A source said, "Catherine discovered the caviar treatment last summer and was astounded by the difference it made to her hair. 
 
"The eggs are packed with omega-3 fatty acids necessary for the formation of structural proteins. It is these proteins that repair dry and damaged hair and smooth over any split ends."
 
The sturgeon roe are liquidised prior to use, which is said to remove any odor.
 
That is so effin stupid. What is wrong with these women? They cover their faces with placenta, bathe in red wine and smother their hair with fish eggs? Dumbasses. Wait..hmm...she does have nice hair. Maybe I should host a beauty day. I can't afford all that shit, but we can cover our faces with period blood (that's sort of like placenta, right?), bathe in grape juice and cover our hair with Chicken of the Sea.
 
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  • Gross