Osama Bin Hetfield

 

James Hetfield of Metallica has denied reports that officials at a U.K. airport detained and questioned him due to his "Taliban-like" beard. A British newspaper claimed that security questioned him and quickly realized he was not a terrorist, but a rock star.

 

James' rep denies this ever happened.

 

Oh please! Mel Gibson looks like a member of the Taliban. James looks more like Fred Durst than a terrorist which I think is scarier. I would love to know what the questions were. Security probably tried to decode his tattoos and shit thinking they were some secret plan. 

 

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