Back With Woody

 

Scarlett Johansson is currently in Spain shooting her third Woody Allen film. She's like the new Mia Farrow. I just hope she keeps her vagina in her pants around his ass. The working title is "Midnight in Barcelona" and also stars Penny Cruz and Javier Bardem.  

 

ScarJo has previously starred in "Match Point" and "Scoop." There's been rumors that Woody only casts ScarJo, because he wants to nuzzle his face into those giant chi-chis. It's also rumored that he doesn't let Soon-Yi around the set.

 

You know Woody chokes the chicken to the dailies every night. Barf.