Scarlett and Those Beautiful Breasts Will Soon Be Single

Yes, I'm a fag..but I would love nothing more than to cuddle up on Scarlett Johansson's beautiful breastes. It's probably the mama's boy in me. Always yearning to drink the delicious nectar of life, ugh...I'm grossing myself out. So, Scarlett may be on the market soon. Sources close to her claim that she's about to break it off with longtime boyfriend, Josh Hartnett. The pair haven't seen each other in weeks.

A source said, "They are on the rocks. Scarlett is always mad at him, and they are always arguing."

Scarlett will probably run into the arms of Woody Allen. I mean run into the twigs of Woody Allen. Oh well, Josh totally has meth face anyway.

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