Fergie The Stripper

 

Josh Duhamel has revealed that he had a stripper pole installed in the home he shared with Fergie Fug in hopes that she'll give him some private performances. He also said that she's taking some lessons.

 

He said, "Fergie is taking lessons, but she won't get on it until she knows what she's doing, because she doesn't want to look stupid." 

 

Methinks Josh has both lost his mind and eyesight. He went on to say that he doesn't think he'd ever score with FF in High School. "She would have been too hot for me in high school. I would have been intimidated by her.

"There's no way I could have scored with her."

Well, maybe he's right. FF probably looks hotter in HS. It was her pre-meth-face days.

I really hope FF keeps the stripping behind closed doors. 

Source