Posh & Becks Have Arrived...Try Not To Look Too Excited

Whoopie...Posh and Becks landed in America yesterday to a flury of flashes. I'm sure they called 99% of the photographers that were there. After arriving, they immediately went to their $22 million mansion in Beverly Hills. Becks and his squeaky girl voice will give a press conference for the L.A. Galaxy today where he will play soccer.

Posh will also be busy pushing her cheap ass 1-hour special on NBC.

I thought this day would bring me such happiness, but I'm already over their asses. GO BACK and bring Jordan & Harvey instead!