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Naomi Watts is set to pop out a brat any day now, but she's already signed on to star in her next project. Naomi will star opposite hot bitch, Clive Owen, in "The International."

The plot centers on an obsessive Interpol agent (Owen) who spearheads an investigation into one of the world's most high-profile and powerful banking institutions in an attempt to expose them for worldwide arms brokering, corruption and murder. Watts will play a Manhattan assistant district attorney who partners with the agent to take down the bank.

Shooting will go down entirely in Berlin, Germany.

There's something about a pregnant lady that is so attractive. Now, I'm gayer than Clay Gayken's hairdresser and for some reason I want to get with Naomi. No, I'm not into erotic lactation! Maybe, I have major mommy issues. Ugh, this is grossing me out.