Diddy Wants You

Diddy took to YouTube to find his next assistant. If you think you're qualified to wipe his ass then upload a YouTube video explaining why.

Diddy said, "What better job than to have me scream at you, go crazy, keep you up late hours, have you sleep deprived? You know I'm the best. I like working with the best. So if you the best, holla at your boy."

HELL NO! He'd have me run to effin Brooklyn to get him a cheesecake! I watch his reality shows. That would be the job from Hell. Imagine all the baby drama you'd have to deal with. No thank you.