Don't Eff With Ronson

 

Lindsay Lohan's alleged girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, has fired off a $20 million libel suit last week against Perez Hilton and Sunset Photo Agency who runs the blog, Celebrity Babylon.  Last month, both blogs reported that Ronson was making money off of tipping off photographers for a profit. It was claimed that Ronson was the cause of those photos of Lohan passed out in her car. Samantha is also suing, because both blogs also said it was her coke found in Lindsay's car the night of the infamous crash and arrest. 

 

The suit was filed on Thursday.

 

Hmm....but she isn't suing about reports that she's dyking out with Lohan? Suing is so fucking stupid. Can't bitch just go on Larry King and call both of them liars. Everyone seems to be suing for anything these days. Whiny ass babies. That being said, I'm going to file a lawsuit against Ronson for fugging up this beautiful world!  

 

Wait...oh shit Ronson! I'm joking. Don't sue me. Please! I just bought an iPhone and I don't want you to take that away!