Dirty Tampon Cake

 

 

Yuck. That is one of the most hideous cakes I've ever seen. The sad part is Eva Longoria and Tony Parker had that shit flown in. It probably cost a grip. They could've gotten a hotter cake at the Mexican bakery for like $80 and I'm not even joking.

 

Click here to see all the pics from their wedding. They've airbrushed her to hell.