That's Not How You Make Friends

 

Posh better watch her ass, because the women of Los Angeles may gang up together and beat her down with their UGGs and Juicy Couture sweat suits. Why? Well, she told the L.A. Times that the women of her new home dress rough.

 

She said, "I don't want to change the way I dress. This is me, and if people like it - great. I get quite bored with the way people look the same all the time, with the same make-up and the same outfit, and the same kind of hair. I like to change things around quite a bit."

 

"They dress down quite a lot here, don't they?. It seems to be in keeping to go to Starbucks in tracksuit bottoms and Ugg boots. I have one pair [of tracksuit bottoms] for non-photographic opportunities only. Underground car parks are fine, but aside from that, no."

 

Yeah...I sort of agree with her, but who the hell wants to walk around wearing polyester shift dresses all the time like her? Pamela Anderson is seriously going to tear that ano-alien in two if she doesn't watch her ass.

 

Non-photographic opportunities? When is that for Posh? When she's taking a dump?!