Monday, July 16th 2007

How Can I Become One Of Diddy's Former Baby Mamas?
 
Kim Porter and Diddy recently split up and she's not going away cheap. Sources say Kim could walk away with $100,000 a month in child support alone for the three kids she shares with Diddy. He is currently paying around $30,000 to one of his other baby mamas for just one kid.
 
Diddy didn't have any sort of pre-nup with Kim and he's apparently shaking in his sneakers. Kim recently moved to Beverly Hills on Diddy's dime.
 
Page Six said they didn't call Diddy, because he's lied to them in the past. Most recently he denied his split from Kim. It was announced a couple of days later.
 
DAMN! Sign me up! I'll take every damn pill to make me get knocked up. Shit, I'll have like ten kids. That's at least $1 million a MONTH!
 
Diddy better chop those nuts off, because if he gets another chick pregnant he'll definitely go broke.
 


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