Vanessa Better Bring It Home

The Emmy nominations were announced this morning and "The Sopranos" walked away with 15 noms and the most nominated series. Booooring! "Ugly Betty" and "Grey's Anatomy" also walked away with a grip. Here's the rundown of the top categories with my "Rosie O'Donnell Style" notes of course:

Outstanding Drama Series
Boston Legal - STUPID
Grey's Anatomy - GAY

Heroes - CACA
House - WHA?
The Sopranos - FOR THE WIN

Outstanding Comedy Series
Entourage - DOUCHEY
The Office - LAME
30 Rock - FOR THE WIN!
Two and a Half Men - ICK
Ugly Betty - FOR THE WIN!

Outstanding Lead Actor on a Drama Series
James Spader, Boston Legal - POO POO

Hugh Laurie, House - HOT BITCH
Denis Leary, Rescue Me - NO
James Gandolfini, The Sopranos - FOR THE WIN!
Kiefer Sutherland, 24 - EH

Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series
Ricky Gervais, Extras - FOR THE WIN!
Tony Shaloub, Monk - WHA?
Steve Carell, The Office - EH
Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock - IH
Charlie Sheen, Two and a Half Men - POO POO

Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama Series
Sally Field, Brothers and Sisters - SYBIL LIVES!

Kyra Sedgwick, The Closer - NO
Mariska Hargitay, Lay & Order: SVU - THINK AGAIN
Patricia Arquette, Medium - HELLZ NO
Minnie Driver, The Riches - FOR THE WIN!
Edie Falco, The Sopranos - BOOORING

Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series
Felicity Huffman, Desperate Houswives - DH SUCKS
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, The New Adventures of Old Christine - WHO?
Tina Fey, 30 Rock - FOR THE WIN!
America Ferrara, Ugly Betty - FOR THE WIN!
Mary-Louise Parker, Weeds - FOR THE WIN!

Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series
Kevin Dillon, Entourage - NEGATIVE
Jeremy Piven, Entourage - NEGATIVE
Neil Patrick Harris, How I Met Your Mother - FOR THE WIN!
Rainn Wilson, The Office - POSSIBLY MAYBE
Jon Cryer, Two and a Half Men - EFF NO

Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series
William Shatner, Boston Leagal - BEAM ME UP!
TR Knight, Grey's Anatomy - GAY
Masi Oka, Heroes - GOD NO

Michael Emerson, Lost - FOR THE WIN!
Terry O'Quinn, Lost - FOR THE WIN!
Michael Imporioli, The Sopranos - THINK AGAIN

Oustanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series

Jaime Pressly, My Name is Earl - THAT SKANK?
Jenna Fischer, The Office - WHO?
Holland Taylor, Two and a Half Men - NO
Conchata Ferrell, Two and a Half Men - COOCHIE FERRELL?!
Vanessa Williams, Ugly Betty - YES! YES! YES!
Elizabeth Perkins, Weeds - SECOND CHOICE

Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series
Rachel Griffiths, Brothers and Sisters - NOPES
Katherine Heigl, Grey's Anatomy - THAT SLUT?
Chandra Wilson, Grey's Anatomy - FOR THE WIN!
Sandra Oh, Grey's Anatomy - HELLZ NO
Aida Turturro, The Sopranos - WHO?
Lorraine Bracco, The Sopranos - OK