She Needs Thermage

Granny legs! Posh has said in the past that she doesn't work-out and here's proof! Saggy legs! All she needs is a little thermage and everything will be good again. Well, that's until the skin falls again a few weeks later.

In other Posh news, she apparently isn't a fan of Paris Hilton. Paris is quoted as telling friends “I just know Victoria and I would get along. We could be soul mates.”

Upon hearing this little bit of news, Posh is quoted as telling her friends “Over my dead body! We couldn’t be more different. You won’t catch me falling out of nightclubs with no knickers on.”

Dead body? You're already there sweetheart. That's Mayja!