The Battle Of Ethan Allen!

 

Anne Heche is so weird. On Tuesday a judge ruled that she'll get to keep some of the furntiure and bed linens from the house she shared with Coley Laffoon. Coley accused Anne of stealing the stuff, but she said she needed it to furnish her Vancouver home where she's shooting "Men in Trees" for ABC. Do they have not have a damn Ikea and Bed, Bath and Beyond in Vancouver?

 

A judge said she gets to keep the crap. She wrote in court papers, "I intend to use them in my Vancouver residence. I do not intend to dispose of any of these items." 

 

Battling over bedsheets?! I wouldn't want to keep bedsheets I shared with my ex, anyway. His spoog is all over it and shit. The thing that makes me really sad about their split is that they had the perfect celebrity couple name EVER. COLANN. I mean that's perfect. Ok maybe not. 

 

Source: People