The Black Madonna

Alien hotness, Rihanna, said that she wants to be the "black Madonna" and while she was making her latest album she made sure that the songs were Madonna-like.

She said, "I want to be the black Madonna. Any artist could have done the music which appeared on her first two albums but her latest songs were ones only a certain artist could do."

Why can't she just be Rihanna? Who the hell would want to be the black Madonna anyway? Saggy tits and veiny hands?! No thank you!