Bush Got Effed Today!

 

At least someone is getting some action around here. For about 2 hours this morning Dick Cheney was President of the United States while George Bush was getting effed in DA AZZ. Georgie underwent a routine colonoscopy where doctors found those pesky weapons of mass destruction.

 

Ok no, but they found five small polyps in his large intestine. Everything went well, but I'm sure that skank was super dirty down there. Can you imagine?

 

He resumed presidency at 9:21am.

 

I love how they announce to us that this is going down.

 

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