Suri Steals The Show

 

Somebody get me the recipe for my very own Suri Cruise. She is the cutest robot baby EVER! She's definitely cuter than that weird Japanese baby robot.  She's so life-like!

 

Suri was a paps dream at yesterday's L.A. Galaxy game. Katie sans Tom looked a little sunkist and although she still looks like a 50-year-old soccer mom, she looks a little fresher without Tom. Suri's gonna hate her ass in 2 years.

 

Posh on the otherhand looked gorgeous. NOT! I can't believe she actually sweats! I'm shocked.