Blohan Loves Coke

 

She's mocking us, right? Dumb whore. She's drinking coke in public, but doing whippits behind the scenes? Whippits! I still can't get over that ghetto shit.

 

Anyway, Blohan partied again on the beach in Malibu yesterday. The paps say she was getting chummy with a new mystery tool. Are all these Hollyweird hos in contest to see who can be seen with the bigger douche? That dude thinks he's in "Boogie Nights" or some shit. The stache, the cigar....ugh...he totally inhaled a whippit out of Blohan's cooze by the end of the night. Whippits. I'm obsessed.