Just An Intimate Lunch

 

Eva LongWHORIA is such a damn whore for fame. Look at this shit. How effin pleasant is it to be stuffing your mouth with cannoli while a dozen cameras are pointing at you. The funny thing is I searched and searched for photos of Eva stuffing her skank mouth and couldn't find not one. She probably cut a deal with the paps.  

 

Tony Parker looks sooooo happy. I give this marriage 1-year. TOPS.