He Should've Worn The Stilettos

 

Tom Cruise is getting fuglier and fuglier. It looks like his ears are growing while his body is shrinking. It's from all the lies he tells! He should've been the one wearing the heels at last night's welcome party for Posh & Becks.

 

Katie looks like the perfect Senator's wife. It's straight-up creepy. She definitely looks like a White Republican that can keep a secret or two.