The Moment You've Been Waiting For

 

Ok, not really....but Nicole Richie will finally answer to pregnancy rumors on "Good Morning America." Nicole's interview with  Diane Sawyer will air in two-parts on August 2nd and August 3rd. They will talk about her upcoming DUI trial, if she has a lima bean in the oven and on her relationship with Douche Madden.

 

Yeah, exciting stuff. She probably was getting jealous that Lindsay was getting all the attention. It bothers me that I actually get excited about these lame-ass interviews. Is this becoming a new thing? It seems that suddenly all these TELL-ALL-EXCLUSIVE-SHOCKING interviews with dumb ass sluts are sprouting up. I mean do we really care? That's a trick question. 

 

Above is a photo from 2003 when Nicole was fugly fugly fun.