Panty Creamer Of The Day: Rachel Zoe

 

I thought this was Nicole Richie at first, but I didn't see a baby bump, so I realized it was Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe looking like a fine ass piece. I know a few crackhead alley cats that will pick those bones clean. Rachel really needs some virgin blood stat! She's fading and fading fast. She looks like Pebbles Flinstone's great great granmama. Does she even breathe oxygen?!? Unreal.

 

Here's Rachel at the Twenty8Twelve launch party last night.

 

P.S. - She's 35! Yeah, 100 years ago.