The Role She Was Born To Play

 

Papa Joe said that Jessica Simpson was offered a role as a porn star in a movie and they turned it down. He said, "The last script that came to us was for Jessica to be a porn star. We were promised we would win an Oscar with that. I was like, 'Eh, we'll just buy a [statue of a] little man and keep our clothes on.' "

 

Jessica's headed that way anyway, so she might as well have some practice before she does it for real. Papa Joe probably wants to keep Jessica the porn star all to himself. BLECH!

 

And what's this WE crap?! He's like a fucking modern day Mama Rose. The day Jessica wins an Oscar is the day I shit 14k gold. 

 

Source: People