I Want To Want It

 

John Mayer is hot on paper, but I just don't want any of that. I guess I can't lick any Wonderland that Chestica Simpson's traveled on. I mean he has this sort of hot, 70s, homeless man thing going on....but for some reason my asslips don't tingle at the sight of him. Oh who am I fooling?! I'd still tap that. 

 

Here's Johnny M in August's GQ.