Shia LaDouche Wants The Dirt

21-year-old Shia LaBeouf has challenged the media to find dirt on him, because he claims his life is scandal-free. He said, "Things will probably change, but as I don't have a dark history, use drugs, party, have a famous girlfriend, or get worshipped as a sex symbol, I've no idea what the press will write about."

He's right. He's a bore with ugly tattoos. I don't know about you, but this dude is annoying as hell and he drinks Hypnotiq which is unforgivable.