She Looks Happy

 

Katie Holmes is turning into a full-blown alien! She's turning greener and greener everyday. Why is it that Tom has to hold her hand everywhere she effin goes? He's always fisting her! Come on Tom, we know it's you that wants the fist. You little minx.

 

Anyway, here's tweedle dee and tweedle gay at dinner last night in Berlin where Tommy Girl is filming that Nazi movie.

 

In other TomKat news, a second dude was arrested for trying to extort money out of Tommy in exchange for private wedding photos. I need to see these pictures! I just know it's Tommy and John Travolta bumping butts.

 

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