Shocking News Of The Day

 

Nicole Richie is 4 months pregnant. DUH! She's confirmed to Diane Sawyer that she's expecting a baby with Douche Madden. The interview with Diane will air on Good Morning America this Thursday and 20/20 this Friday.

 

She said, "Yes, I am. We are. I'm almost four months."

 

This is going to be interesting. I thought skinny bones jones' didn't get their periods. Freak of nature and tiniest baby EVER! Guinness standby.

 

Well, congrats to these two tools! I expect a truly hideous baby name from these two and nothing less! I hope they don't let me down!

 

Nicole will also talk about going to the clink. "I have a responsibility and it's something that I did wrong, and if I could personally apologize to every single person that has lost a loved one from drunk driving I would. And unfortunately I can't, but this is my way of paying my dues and taking responsibility and being an adult."

 

Umm...yeah you can. What else do you do all day? Seriously, what does she do?!

 

Source: ABC News