Old Rag Isn't Happy!

 

Yesterday, Dreamboat Petey Doherty told The Mirror that he still loved "old rag" Kate Moss and that he wanted to get back together.

 

Old Rag apparently flew into a rage after hearing Petey's new nickname for her. Why is she mad? I love it!

 

Sources told The Daily Mail t hat she "had a screaming fit, smashed pictures and threw a wine glass at a wall when she heard that the singer had made a desperate rambling, and very public plea to get the supermodel her back in his life." 

 

She's pissed off that Dreamboat gave an interview to the same paper that published those infamous photos of her snorting coke. Zing!

 

Kate apparently is afraid Dreamboat might spill more beans and might possibly buy his silence. Dreamboat still wants to win Kate back and had stomach implants put in to stop him from doing heroin. Stomach implants? What the hell is that.

 

This is even too much for me. It's like a damn roller coaster.

 

I will say that Petey's new hair color is the perfecet shade of BARF!