Bomb Ambition

 

Poor little Jessica Simpson. This movie thing really isn't working out for her. According to  UsWeekly "Blonde Ambition" will go straight to DVD and will only be released in theaters Internationally. Why? The rest of the world shouldn't have to suffer!

 

A source said, “The movie is absolutely horrible. It’s just a bomb, mainly because of Jessica’s acting.”

 

A rep for Jessica denied the claims. The studio also denied that anything was confirmed. They said, “The final distribution plans have not been confirmed, so it would be premature to comment at this time.”

 

Jessica has already moved on to her next project. She's currently shooting "Major Movie Star" which is a rip-off of Private Benjamin. Blonde Ambition is a rip-off of Working Girl. Expect her to star next in a movie about a Beverly Hills housewife who takes over her daughter's girl scout troup.

 

Seriously, Jessica is going to become queen of ruining classic 80s movies.

 

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