This Is Toooo Easy

 

Catherine Anne Delgado was arrested for packing fudge. LITERALLY! Cathy, 35, was arrested at the Maryland House Hotel when police were called after hotel staff found Cathy crying in the lobby. She had chocolate fudge smeared on her hands and shirt, her purse next to her was overlowing with fudge and spilling on to the sofa. 

 

A police dude immediately recognized the unwrapped fudge from a nearby candy store. They later checked the store surveillance tapes and confirmed that Cathy stole ten fudge loafs valued at $70 and five M&M pretzels valued at around $20.

 

Cathy tried to get rid of her fudge by packing the hotel toilet with it, clogging it.

 

AHAHAHA! FUDGEPACKERFUDGEPACKERFUDGEPACKERFUDGEPACKER!!!

 

Don't laugh! This is probably what Britney Spears is going to be arrested for! 

 

Cathy can't even pack fudge right! She should've called this fag. I would've schooled that bitch on how the big dogs do it!  

 

Source: The Smoking Gun