The Gays Do Love A Good British Accent

 

Posh Beckham has reportedly been giving "English" lessons to Tom Cruise. Tom loves their accents and slang so much that he uses it around them and wants Posh to teach him.

 

A source said, "He loves the British language because some of the sayings are so quirky. Victoria says things like, 'bloody hell' and 'blimey', and tells her sons to 'come on chaps.' Tom loves hearing it all and is building up an Anglo-English vocabulary. It could come in useful for his film career."

 

Tommy Girl just wants to learn so he can seduce David Beckham in his native tongue! Blimey!