Love Your Breasts

 

Breaking news! Kiki still looks like a pile of frump! You know the thing about Kiki is she's not one of those "can't get clean" types. I mean when you throw a tub of Oxyclean, bleach her down and slap some make-up on her she actually doesn't look so bad. She wants to look like she hasn't bathed in light years.

 

She also needs to show a little love to her breastes. She isn't treating them right. They are depressed. Look at them. They can barely look up. Give them some Prozac Kiki.

 

Here's Kiki along with Simon Pegg and Megan "I'm so lucky, because my future was headed for a stripper's pole" Fox on the NYC set of "How to Lose Friends and Alienate People."