Sometimes Dykes And Bikes Don't Mix

 

Not all dykes like bikes! Rosie O'Donnell wrote on her blog about her weekend encounter in Florida with a dude on his Harley. Rosie and her girlfriend, Kelly, were leaving a restaurant and while Kelly was backing the car out, the dude apparently flipped out.

 

Here's what Rosie wrote. This shit is like art:

 

along
came a bald screaming infuriated man
it's always a man
i tell ya …

as i buckled my belt
he ran towards r car
angry
"MY MOTORCYCLE BLAH BLAH !!!"

"chill dude -
we didn't touch it"

 

he got madder
pupils big - snorting like a dragon
FUCK LESBIANS
he screamed

the trump card
always

and we r supposed to cower
to fall 2 r knees ashamed
not good enough
unworthy

not tonight
mr bald muscle man
with a pimped out hog
not tonight

i stood up in the front seat
hands above my head
smiled and yelled
CORRECT SIR - FUCKING LESBIAN!!!

he stormed back to his table
right there in the lincoln mall

 

Rosie is one angry bitch! She eats too much sugar. If she laid off the sugar, she'd be more content. That's what my mother told me anyway. She said I'm a mean, nasty cunt, because I eat too much sugar. Makes sense.

Rosie is all bark, no bite. 

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