Jacko Could Use the Fab Five

I hate the Fab Five, but Jacko needs them bad. Brown nails and a bad wig? I mean, if you're going to prance around like a damn woman at least look like a hot one. He needs to figure out this wig situation and get him some Lee press-ons to cover up that filth. Sick. He also needs to wax the facial hair and get some new make-up. He's not wearing his season. I'm guessing he's a Winter.

Anyway, JackHO is in London to perform at the World Music Awards tomorrow night at Earls Court and by "perform" I mean..FREAK SHOW y'all!!!

He has taken up two floors of the Hempel Hotel at a cost of about $150,000 a night. Isn't this bitch broke? His 25-person entourage includes Blanket and his other children. He also demanded that all the candles be removed from the children's bedrooms, because he doesn't want a fire to break out aka he doesn't want anyone to see him touching them...JOKING! God, calm down.

UPDATE: Reader Paula, thinks homegirl might have cancer. Apparently, chemo causes your nails to turn brown. He is wearing a wig too. Hmm...interesting.

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