Tuesday, August 14th 2007

Dumb Dumb Alert!

 
The Duct Tape Bandit waltzed into an Ashland, KY liquor store last Friday demanding cash. The man partially covered his head in duct tape to conceal his identity. Unfortunately, duct tape does not stand a chance against a wooden bat. The store's manager beat the man in the head with a bat he kept behind the counter.
 
One of the employees then chased the dude out into the parking lot and held him down in a choke hold until police arrived.
 
The 24-year-old man was charged with first-degree robbery. He almost got away with two rolls of change! He pleaded not guilty and claims he didn't rob the store.
 
Remember the Tree Bank Robber? These two need to get together and take their act on the road. Move over Bonnie & Clyde, here comes Leafey & Tape! 
 
I don't want to even think what it felt like to get that tape taken off. Bitch got a free chemical peel!  
 
Source: Fox News
 
 
 
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