Who's That With Paves?

 

All these celebutwits are starting to look the same. Asslee, Jessica, Mischa, Nicole, Cameron, Kiki, Drew, Fergie...they are all the same person! It's basically the ratty hair and that stupid ass straw fedora! You aren't a damn scarecrow! Yes, you scare small birds.....but that hate is not necessary!  

 

Here's Asslee at a Seventeen Magazine event at the Ken Paves salon yesterday. The Paves can do my hair anytime and by "my hair" I mean my pubic hair.