Nicole Richie Needs To Relax

 

Joel Madden DJed an event at Pourhouse in NYC the other night and reportedly had turn down offers to pose with female fans due to strict orders from his knocked up twinkie, Nicole Richie.

 

One girl told Page Six , "He said he couldn't, as Nicole gave him strict orders not to take pictures with other celebrities or girls for rumor purposes."

 

PLEASE! We know Nicole is the only bitch dumb enough to want that. Even Horsefaced Duff was smart enough not to give him the vagina!

 

Joel told Regis yesterday morning that he was going to propose to Nicole soon. When Regis asked about it, Joel responded, "I was hoping it would be a surprise, but now ..."

 

Here's Nicole and Joel in NYC last night. Thrilling. They are also rumored to be apartment hunting around here. Ugh. Stay in L.A. douchebags!

 

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