It's A Nice Day For A Douche Wedding

 

Yes I'm alive you dumb whores! Sorry I didn't post much yesterday afternoon and I'm getting a late start now. I'm in the process of moving, because I was evicted for being a piece of trash. 

 

Anyway, in case you give a hell. Sources told TMZ that Joel Madden and Nicole Richie are engaged. He apparently told people at the Hot 99.5 concert in DC last night. Yeah, shocking news. They probably don't want Baby Thumbelina to be a bastard. I give that whole marriage 1 year, IF THAT!

 

P.S. - Have you ever noticed in TMZ comments that someone there is OBSESSED with Amy Sedaris. Like CRAZY obsessed.