Paris Hilton Is The New Saint Nicholas

 

We get it Paris! You are the patron saint to all children! I almost believe her, but then I take a glance at that hideous outfit she's wearing. Honestly, do the "Dancing with the Stars" costume designers provide Paris with all of her outfits?!

 

Here's Paris hosting ANOTHER beach party at her rented Malibu pad yesterday. 

 

 

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