Who's Keeping Track!

Sienna Miller might be dating Rhys Ifans, but I'm pretty sure she might be dating somebody else this hour. Just in the past two weeks alone, Sienna has been linked to Matthew Rhys, Sean Bean and who knows who else. All these men have been her co-stars.

Sienna and Rhys have been seen hanging out nude in Ibiza. The two starred in that turkey of a movie together. Factory Girl.

You probably know Rhys from "Notting Hill" where he played Spike.

I used to hate that twat Sienna, but now I'm growing into her. Wait, maybe that's because I slept with her. Shit, I probably did. She's basically effed everyone else.

P.S. - Will someone please making something happen! This cannot be like last week. I need NEWS and in news I mean good goss.